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Flight Crew Dirt #2: Hotel Newspaper Bandits

Would you like coffee, tea, your newspaper back? You never know – the polite flight attendant who just handed you the refreshing hot towel may have also been the bandit that swiped your USA Today at the hotel this morning.

How do I know?  I am reading a stolen copy right now! This is not proper Jetiquette! However, we are a very transparent blog and if our mistakes can help others to be more considerate travelers, we [...]

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Flight Crew Dirt #1: Practical Jokes in the Cockpit

Who’s ready for some flight crew dirt? Robin, our very own flight attendant, is retired from service and excited to share what life above the clouds was like.

What, exactly, do those uniformed folks do on the plane…well, beyond what you see? Remember, read this with a SENSE OF HUMOR, people. All flight attendants work very hard and take their jobs seriously.  But, just like you & me, they do have personalities and a sense of humor. In Robin’s case [...]

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F/A’s Annoyed? 7 Ways to Annoy a Passenger? Re-Visited

Dear Sky Steward,

Of course, everyone’s talking about passengers not behaving themselves on flights! I have never heard a topic being discussed by so many simultaneously.

If you remember, I also had written you about an article I read  “7 Ways to Annoy a Flight Attendant” and to tell you the truth I was a bit put off. Do flight attendants know that there are things they do that irritate the passengers? Let me just name a few:

1. Zombie: Standing there [...]

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Jetblue “Mystery” Passenger Speaks Out! (Parody)

Sky Steward Exclusive: Mystery Jetblue Luggage Lady Revealed!

Everyone has been wondering just who is the lady that brought about the meltdown of Stephen Slater on a Jetblue aircraft at JFK. The Sky Steward sat down to ask Ms. Teresa Genovese to tell her side of the story. Frankly she’s a bit unstable and as you’ll see unpredictable.

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JetBlue Flight Attendant; Can’t You Relate?

Have You Ever Reached Your Breaking Point? I Have!

This Just In: The Woman that Caused Steven Slater to Quit His Job at Jetblue

I believe that anyone who works with the public can empathize with Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who made a quick escape from an airplane full of passengers. Word has it that he had just experienced a heated argument with a passenger that was not displaying Jetiquette and chose to get up and retrieve carry-on [...]

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Which Airline is the Fairest in the Land? JetBlue or Virgin America?

It’s almost like a fairytale. I give you an exerpt from my storybook collection:

“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, fair maiden named JetBlue. She was admired for her  revolutionary on-board entertainment and her perky employees who lived the JetBlue brand 24/7. Her beauty was powerful as she moved into the golden markets of the older, more established airlines , romancing their most loyal passengers from their arms…leaving nothing more than memories of market share [...]

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