Jetiquette | The Sky Steward

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“The Aluminum Lady” stars as the Minister of Flight Attendants for American Airlines, ruling over their 17,000 flight attendants. She’s ruthless and won’t stop until she’s chased away every long-term American Airlines employee on the property. Watch out though, Aluminum Lady, you never know when the Trolley Dolly’s will one-up you!

In this pilot episode; watch Aluminum Lady work against her nemesis, The Sky Steward, who is trying to rid American Airlines of evil and return it to its former glory. [...]

Tens of thousands of American Airlines’ workers and customers are calling on US Bankruptcy Judge Sean H. Lane to replace the senior management of AMR/American Airlines as it wades through the bankruptcy process. An online petition has now been put into place to organize the movement.

How would you feel if Apple were to be launching a new airline– AppleAir. Chances are, if you’ve been an Apple customer, you would rejoice in knowing that you could look forward to a whole new way of flying. After all, that is what we’ve all come to expect from a company like Apple; innovation, great customer service and a dedication to excellence.

Many are choosing to face the truth head-on that they’ve been had by a gang of thieves that have used American Airlines as their personal trust; now bled dry from heinous mismanagement– there is nothing to do but cry or laugh!

Merger? Maybe that’s a bit of a dramatic and slightly inaccurate way to state it but it reads well in this era of airline consolidation, right?

After a brief holiday, Pan Am made it’s return to ABC two weeks ago. Inside sources said the series went under a bit of a a much needed face lift and it shows.

Get ready Philly! You deserve the nonstop inflight entertainment on RED (their inflight entertainment system)- including live channels BRAVO TV- that you can begin watching the moment you take your seat plus music, movies and that is only the beginning.

You must have heard of a recent Wall Street Journal Article written about a journalist flying from Rome to New York, with her mother in tow, who was “mistreated” by a flight attendant while the passenger suffered unbearable abdominal pain. Well, I’ve found more holes in her story than the Aloha 737 that had a depressurization over the Hawaiian Islands in 1988!

The days of Hollywood royalty passing through JFK and LAX surrounded by a flurry of glitz and glamour have sadly passed only to be replaced by tantrums and meltdowns and in many cases, humiliating, forced removal from flights. No publicity is bad publicity they say; except of course when it centers around Whitney Houston!

Tomorrow I am trying something I’ve never done. I’m flying with Fergie to New York with no room reservations and absolutely no idea where I’ll be staying.

I think the only thing Whitney was tired of was being sober and she was most likely enticed to board the airplane as way to get to her next “fix”.

There is nothing more wonderful then settling back in an airplane seat at the beginning of a well-deserved holiday. It’s not until the headphone go on and I become completely isolated from the outside world that my entire being is convinced that it is really happening–that I am finally getting away!

I say, when in Portland, do as the Portlandians do, eat local and drink local and Bottles is just the place to do that. The knowledgeable staff can teach even a seasoned beer drinker a thing or two about beer and the chicken wings could possibly change your life (so eat with caution). Great beer, great food, great atmosphere. Bottles.

The “Pan Am Bag” is becoming more hard to get than an Hermes Birkin, but darling, you must get your hands on one before they’re all gone!

Many more celebrities and uber rich have realized that hassling with their own jets is just not worth the worry-lines and have flocked to the ultra-personalized services of companies that not only provide just the right jet within hours of the request but also deliver dedicated concierge services, premium flight catering, accommodations upgrades, deluxe ground transportation and much more.

Getaways not only serve to recharge us and prevent burn out; they can become life changing events. More and more people are using vacations as a time to launch a new lifestyle.

This was my first visit to CityCenter in Las Vegas and I have found my new home whenever I visit. In fact, I could actually live here– just give me a reason! Actually, I’ve got reason enough.