ALUMINIUM
“The Aluminum Lady” stars as the Minister of Flight Attendants for American Airlines, ruling over their 17,000 flight attendants. She’s ruthless, yet you still just can’t get enough of her!
In this pilot episode; watch Aluminum Lady work against her nemesis, The Sky Steward, who is trying to rid American Airlines of evil and return it to its former glory. She’ll do her best to deny benefits to a flight attendant injured during a turbulent flight; but not to worry, a brownie may come to the rescue.
Later in the season, Aluminum Lady will take on added responsibility as she strategizes with American’s top consultants on how to handle tough competition on American’s top business routes. Watch her unleash an army of MD-80′s and warm chocolate chip cookie services on competing airlines that succeed in grabbing market share with their superior product- she’s ruthless, heartless and dressed to kill (this part is also completely fictional).
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Gailen I cannot believe you did Injury on duty!!!! Thanks- they make u feel like a mass murderer when u put in a claim! We luv u
Love you too Mary! Always open to new story ideas!
You are Wonderful…..come see us in Palm Springs….we will fill the HOUSE!!!!
Love you! Soooo damn funny! Worked for UAL as a F/A and can so relate. Keep doing what you are doing as you make my day!
Too funny! Thanks!!
Love you! Keep fighting the system!!
I laugh everytime she says, do y’all wanna try some of this? are you sure you don’t wanna try some of this”? hahahhhhahaahaha
Gailen- you are super hot dressed as a sophisticated MILF, and so passable (I loved the french manicure!)
While it probably major disturbs the uptights at AA, it delights those of us with well developed tastes in humor and trannys.
Keep on giving AA the fight of their life, and don’t forget to do it with style!